The Haikus of DWD

This poem goes out to all of you folks who grew up in the 1980s and the 1990s (including myself). This poem brings out the 80s-90s kid in all of us. Enjoy this 80s/90s flashback poem! 

The night has fallen 
Bad guys have scattered the streets 
Let’s get dangerous 

Whipped out his gas gun 
He swooped out of the shadows 
The terror that flaps 

Looks for the bad guys 
Approaches them in the distance 
Suck gas, evildoer! 

Took out his smoke bomb 
He creates his grand entrance; 
Very Determined 

He’s ready; willing 
For the villains to make their move 
Let’s get dangerous   

Fights crime all night long 
Ducks every fist-punch and kick 
He is Darkwing Duck! 

He is the victor 
At the end of every night 
The Midnight Mallard 

Champion of right 
Daring Duck of Mystery 
He is “The Duck Knight!” 

A father by day 
Then a crime fighter by night 
lives the double life. 

It’s one of the best 
Disney Afternoon shows ever. 
It’s simply the best. 


Darkwing Duck, Copyright of Disney. Est. 1991.